Fat Ass
Creature — Donkey Shaman
{4}{G}
Mana Cost
5.0
Mana Value
2/3.5
P/T
-
USD Price
common
Rarity
Oracle Text
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.