Rod of Spanking
Artifact
{1}
Mana Cost
1.0
Mana Value
-
USD Price
uncommon
Rarity
Oracle Text
{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .